Where do all the hot boys in London hang out??????

SERIOUSLYYYY LIKEEEEEEE......i obviously hang out in the wrong neighbourhoods because there are NO BOYS HERE. like not even ugly boys.NOT EVEN AVERAGE LOOKING BOYS. THERE ARE NO BOYS HERE. im sorry but was there a lack of ual relationships in 1994? Theres just middle aged men and women WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF all my friends are on holiday im so frickin boreeeeeeed