How to catch someones attention?

Ok this might sound odd but whatever. My friend and I are in the process of making a funny video for facebook and maybe YouTube. What it is is a list of ways to get a guys attention except they are funny. We are hoping for 100 ways but I'm not sure if that is possible. So far we have: 1.) walk and poke. 2.) Flash him. 3.) Fake flash him. 4.) Make animal noises. 5.) Fake a fall. 6.) Seductive/y walking. 7.) ual harment. 8.) Serenade him. 9.) Rub him. 10.) Eat food ily. 11.) Wear flashy clothing. 12.) Invite him to an event. 13.) Find a new perfume. 14.) Puke. 15.) Hit him with your car. For the things that seem normal, we are going to exaggerate them. For example, for eating ily, we are going to use bananas or cubers and act like we are giving a bj and for find a new perfume, we are going to take random berries and rub them on our neck and wrists and stuff. If you have any other suggestions I would really appreciate it!! Thanks! :)